DEDUCTION

by greenbamboostudios

I accidentally told my trainer this week that he was a tax deductable.

 

Which for some reason made me feel incredibly shitty.

 

Because it came off sounding like our relationship was being diminished somehow.

 

Like I was working out for free.

 

Apparently, looking pretty is a business expense when you are an entertainer, so any gym related expenses legally reduce my taxable income.

 

Since deductions are generally allowed for things that produce benefits, what I really meant to imply was that having him in my life is a wonderful attribution.

 

If I could account for all the other positive attributions that enhance who I am in my taxes this year, I’d owe the IRS nothing.

 

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