HOW MUCH DID BABY JESUS WEIGH WHEN HE WAS BORN?
In the middle of a rendition of Silent Night, my own mouth remains silent no more.
I tell all the servers and busboys around me to hush up with the noise levels of their busy work because all is supposed to be calm.
And the baby Jesus is sleeping.
“Oh yeah? And how much did this baby Jesus weigh when he was born?” a smartass brightly asks.
With all the Christmas goodwill towards mankind I can muster, I tell him, “The weight of the world. Because he came to save us from sin.”